One day on a yellow bus to school. A little boy at a seat kept on saying very loudly "If my dad is a boy elephant and my mother a girl elephant they would have me a little boy elephant."

"If my dad was a boy cheetah and my mother a girl cheetah they would have me a little boy cheetah."

The boy kept on going on and on with diffrent aninmals and the bus driver started to get annoyed and said "WHAT IF your father is gay and your mother a prostitute what would you be?" The boy smiled and said "Bus Driver."

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Teehee! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Personally I would throw such a kid outta the window, but that's another matter of course ;)

tee hee.. now that hit a spot! :D

LOL hmmm.. bus drivers.. one of the strangest species on the planet ;)

LOL!!! How unexpecting you guys always keep those topic titles. You always catch me off guard :D

Sounds a bit like kids on my bus..waaaaaaaaay back when I used to take the bus, that is! LOL

lol.....that is funny...how old was the kid anyway....

Waaaaaaay back? Don't be so ridiculous, Cloudy. You don't look a day pasty twenty-five, so it really can't have been that long ago :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]