You only THOUGHT your suffering was over...
-VR

How did the ghost repair his sheet?
With a pumpkin patch. (By Clynch Varnadore)

What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein... (By Jackie Holle)

How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch. (By Bunch o'Jokes Club:)

What's soft, moldy and flies?
A spoiled bat. (From C C Jokes)

Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo. ( By Trinitty)

After the flash on his camera malfunctioned, what did Satan get back from
the drugstore?
Prints of darkness (By Gary Hallock)

Where did the vampire open his savings account?
At a blood bank (By Jeff P. Symonds)

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I Scream. (By Clynch Varnadore)

What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates. ( By Trinitty)

Why did the other kids have to let the vampire play baseball?
It was his bat. (From C C Jokes)

What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on
Halloween?
Ghoul-aid ( By Trinitty)

What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone.. (By Jackie Holle).

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin (By Gary Hallock)

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends... (By Jackie Holle)

What gormet meal was made from Bela Lugosi's cremated remains?
Hungarian Ghoul Ash? (By Gary Hallock)

What should you say when you meet a ghost?
"How do you boo, sir? How do you boo?" (From C C Jokes)

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license. ( By Trinitty)

How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away her "W".(Bunch O‚ Jokes Club)

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
They boo-kle their seatbelts (By Clynch Varnadore)

What kind of dog does a mad scientist have?
A lab. (By Lars Hanson)

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath... (By Jackie Holle)

After watching an undertaker, how might you describe someone's death?
As a fit of coffin. (By Lars Hanson)

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
Because people are dying to get in. (From C C Jokes)

What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream. ( By Trinitty)

Do witches stay home on weekends?
No. They go away for a spell. (From Bunch o'Jokes Club) :

What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane.. (By Jackie Holle).

How did the witch get around when her broomstick broke:?
She witch-hiked. (From MAL)

Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation... (By Jackie Holle)

What do you call a little monsters parents?
Mummy and deady ( By Trinitty)

Where do ghosts go shopping?
In Boo-tiques. (From C C Jokes)

What is Transylvania?
Dracula's terror-tory (By Jeff P. Symonds)

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist. (By Clynch Varnadore)

How can you tell that Doctor Victor Frankenstein had a good sense of
humor?
Because he kept his monster in stitches. (By Clynch Varnadore)

What kind of monster do you have to look out for at the Laundromat?
A washin' werewolf (By Richard Lederer and P. C. Swanson)

Whom did the zombie invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up. (From C C Jokes)

What instrument do skeletons play?
Trom-BONE. ( By Trinitty)

How do mummies hide?
They wear masking tape. (From Bunch o'Jokes Club)

<font color="plum"> [img]graemlins/1dizzy.gif[/img] Hoo-boy, <font color=dodgerblue>V.R.</font>, you really are a glutton for punishment. [img]graemlins/doh.gif[/img] </font>

Ok, I admit -- it's a blackmail scheme.

What'll you give me to stop?