<font color ="skyblue">At a church dinner </font>(or a supermarket... it doesn't matter)<font color ="skyblue"> an old lady finds herself seated </font>(or standing in a queue behind them, or in front of them... it doesn't matter)<font color ="skyblue"> next to two small boys </font>(or dogs... it doesn't matter... oh wait... yes it does...)<font color ="skyblue"> and to make conversation </font>(are these brackets annoying you?)<font color ="skyblue"> she asks them what they want to be when they grow up... the older one replies... "I want to be a fireman" </font>(or policeman... it doesn't matter)<font color ="skyblue"> and she turns to the younger one, "How about you?" and he replies, "I want to be an Alsatian!!"</font>(or a cocker spaniel... it doesn't matter)

Here it is without the annoying brackets

<font color ="skyblue">At a church dinner an old lady finds herself seated next to two small boys and to make conversation she asks them what they want to be when they grow up... the older one replies... "I want to be a fireman" and she turns to the younger one, "How about you?" and he replies, "I want to be an Alsatian!!"</font>

[img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] huh?

Alsatian... German Shepherd... type of dog... kid wants to be a dog when he grows up... kinda amusingly cute more than funny...

Hmmm... that sounds kinda condescending... it isn't meant to be