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Arvon 01-30-2003 10:29 AM

Computer Prankster

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other.

A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards. She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed look on her face.

She called the teacher over and explained that no matter what she typed, nothing would happen. The teacher tried everything. By this time I was hiding behind my monitor and quaking red-faced.

I started to type, "Leave me alone!"

They both jumped back, silenced. "What the . . . " the teacher said. I typed, "I said leave me alone!"

The kid got real upset. "I didn't do anything to it, I swear!"

It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud. The conversation between them and HAL 2000 went on for an amazing five minutes.

Me: "Don't touch me!"

Her: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit your keys that hard."

Me: "Who do you think you are anyway?!" Etc. Finally, I couldn't contain myself any longer and fell out of my chair laughing.

After they had realized what I had done, they both turned beet red. Funny, I never got more than a C- in that class.

Donut 01-30-2003 10:40 AM

For more jokes about computers Look here!

Arvon 01-30-2003 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by Donut:
For more jokes about computers Look here!
Good site!!!!

Grojlach 01-30-2003 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by Arvon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Donut:
For more jokes about computers Look here!

Good site!!!!</font>[/QUOTE]For some reason, I'm not surprised...

[ 01-30-2003, 10:52 AM: Message edited by: Grojlach ]

Talthyr Malkaviel 01-30-2003 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grojlach:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Arvon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Donut:
For more jokes about computers Look here!

Good site!!!!</font>[/QUOTE]For some reason, I'm not surprised...</font>[/QUOTE]What makes you say that Gorbachev? [img]smile.gif[/img]
*ducks out of thread and runs*

[ 01-30-2003, 11:36 AM: Message edited by: Talthyr Malkaviel ]

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe 01-30-2003 01:10 PM

are you sure it wasnt you Arvon ? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

DJG 01-30-2003 02:31 PM

I am confused.

He says he didn't do it but yet he said "I".

Kakero 01-30-2003 03:29 PM

hehe. stupid kid. he probably could have got away with it.

Aragorn The Wise 01-30-2003 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by Kakero:
hehe. stupid kid. he probably could have got away with it.
haha that so true [img]tongue.gif[/img]

VulcanRider 01-30-2003 08:07 PM

If you liked that, try this site. It's full of horror stories from computer tech people:

www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

Like this one:

I was giving instructions to a caller once, but his son was the one physically sitting at the computer, so all my instructions had to be relayed. Here's a snippet of the conversation:

Me: "Click on 'start', then select 'shut down', then select 'restart in MS-DOS mode'."
Customer: (to his son) "Ok, press 'start', 'shut up', and 'sit down'!"
The really scary part was what his son said then:

Customer's Son: "Ok, I'm at the C: prompt!"
Do we really want to know what goes on at that house?


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