We've all done stupid things in our lives.What are some of yours? I tend to make alot of typos when I'm not paying attetion. I remember once when I was in 3rd grade I was making a mask for a project.I had cut the eyeholes,really,really,really,really, small.I had put the mask on and was walking around class.A small table/counter/cubby juts out from the wall.I was behind and the eyeholes were so small I walked right into it,blasting the air from my lungs because I hit it so hard.I leaned right over it and almost fall over it. The entire class was howling with laughter,even my grumpy teacher was laughing. So what are some of your stupid things from the past?

<font color="cyan">Oh boy.

In a sorta order. Time wise...ish.

Sitting in a guys garage, playing with candles, not realising there was a hellova lot of flammable stuff near us. We were trying to make lights for our den. Twas dark. Was about 8. Anyway, nuff said.

In Chemistry:my mate filled a pencil tin with deodorant, I lit it while he was still spraying, and boom. Can didnt go, but there was so much deo that we burnt the ceiling, and a lof of our hair. Got quite done for that.

Suspended for putting fighting.

Had a three girl best friend love triangle. (this is a 3yr thing).

In Chemistry again: Stuck a pencil in a blob of plasticine, sprayed the play-doh in deo, lit it, and chucked it. Lol. Trajectory was awesome. Hit a lad, burnt his shirt. Got quite done.

Went down a near vertical quarry track on my mountain back. Maybe near 25ft. Did it :D So, a day later, tried the big one, that only one village lad completed. It must have been a 100ft drop from start to finish, some bits near vertical some just quite steep. Came down, and left the bike at a serious speed. Just fell off. That bike, erm, never rode again.

The old gas tap flamethrower : this time I hit someone, burning their hip. Lol.

Suspended for fighting again: Only ever two fights during school. Not bad.

Got thrown out of a GCSE exam, for putting my hair into 6inch spikes for fun. Got thrown out for distracting others. I was just sat there. lol. They let me back in as soon as I washed it out.

Crashed my car.

Driving stupidly.

Made a pen bomb with my mate in Science. Stuck matches and sandpaper inside pen, then gave to a mate, he pushed it and aaaaaaggh. Lol.

Did the above with a tennis ball, and launched it as high as we could. This was a safe experiment. We told everyone in the playground to stay away.

Rang college telling them I was absent because I was on a college trip. Got busted for that one then.

Got caught doing weed by my mum at the age of 14. And an undisclosed bottle that was my mates. :S

Had a porn stash found at 13. (embarrising more than out)

Put a hole in my spare room wall (last week). Dad's not found out yet. :(

Scraped all the drive, by getting a crane to tow my wrecked car down the drive with no wheels on. Brakes cut the drive up. Did that today :D . I mean :( . Dad will see that 2moz. DEAD!

I'll add more as I think of them.

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[ 01-23-2003, 07:42 PM: Message edited by: Lavindathar ]

One very stupid thing i once did, was when i was riding a bike, and didn't pay attention to what was happening in front of me. I was looking to my right, to see if i could find a few friends. Suddenly there was this car, i tried to go around it, but crashed into the headlights with my knee. Nearly lost my leg there. So riding a bike, and not paying attention to the road, isn't a very smart thing to do. :D

I had something sort of similar to that johnny. Riding my bicycle wasn't paying attention and saw my friends up front a little far away started riding fast and heard a car beep to the left of me looked crashed into a pole.

Well, I can't remember anything from when I was !hic! drinking, but I've pulled a few boners when I was sober, also.

<ul>[*]walking down the street observing the leg show, when *oof* where did that parking meter come from? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [*]Drag racing when right in front of a marked cruiser in traffic. (you'd think the cherries would give it away :D )[*]Pouring out some water that was in a can that previously held gasoline, and swearing it would burn. Then proving said assertion by lighting it....in a ditch next to my dads car.[*]Trying to put out the above fire with more water. :eek: [*]Telling my then-4-year-old brother that pennies were edible. :( [*]When a cop pulled in behind me at work, asking "What? Did I take the last double chocolate donut?" :D [/list]

Nothing really stupid I've done springs to mind right now, but certainly the stupidest thing my brother ever tried to do was light a gas ring on the cooker with his lighter. The flame leapt out and practically took off his eyebrows. I thought I'd die laughing.

<font color=plum>I once used Ben-Gay (similar to Tiger Balm) for a pulled groin muscle. :eek: [img]graemlins/crazyeyes.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/alarm.gif[/img] <font color="yellow">DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS UNDER <font color="red">ANY</font> CIRCUMSTANCES!!!</font> [img]graemlins/alarm.gif[/img]

Suffice to say that I was greatly relieved when the effect finally wore off.

I also hopped off the hood of a friends car in the school parking lot my senior year. Unfortunately, he was traveling at about 15mph at the time. It didn't seem very fast - until I met the pavement and gravel. I ended up with a few stitches, serious Road Rash, and some permanent scarring.</font>

[ 01-24-2003, 12:57 AM: Message edited by: Cerek the Barbaric ]

<font color='white'>I guess the dumbest thing I have ever done was seeing how fast our 4 wheeler could go. I am just glad I still have my finger...Man that could have been ALOT worse. </font>

Hitting a guy over the head in 6th grade who was in 11th, using Ninjitsu in the locker room after someone pissed me off too much (6th grade again)

Both got me sent to the brig T_T such harshe treatment and I wasn't even in high-school, but our principal was set in her ways, 24 hours of solitary confinment behind bars for any punnisment was the ONLY punnishment she knew to deliver.

Um after that I was scared to ever disobey rules again...

Though once on the PSO-WORLD message board I reported one of the moderators girl freinds for posting naughty pictures and got banned >_> That's what you get for being a *tattle tale* they said to me... *sigh*

whew...you guys might wanna pull up a chair, this could take a while.

When I was 9 I asked my mum's best friend what 'beating your meat' was :rolleyes: You just can't beat learning sexual references from your older brother, can ya?

When I was 12 I accused the son of the Head Teacher of...*cough* using a vacume cleaner in a certain way. Can you say detention class?

When I was 13 I got extremely angry with an older brother who ahd already spent five years at the local dojo and smacked him around the head with a cricket bat. Oh well, beatings make the world go round.

At age 15 I stole a lump of magnesium from a science lab at school and set it alight outside my teacher's house. Lucky that magnesium only produces extreme light. :rolleyes:

Again at 15 I placed several of those small, really bouncy balls under the tires of a car and watched them all fly when the car went over them.

When I was 16 I made a point of not letting my parent's know about the metal BB gun I ahd placed in the suitcase on a holiday. God Bless British customs officials, I was not found out.

When I was 17 I told a girl she could "Only come back to mine if you bring your mate Racheal". Not the best pulling technique.

At 18 (ah, the college years) I met a guy in a class and the next day decided to joint-purchase a flat with him. I could've had a seriel killer sleeping in the next room and I wouldn't ahve known it. Unfortunately it was worse. He was a Millwall supporter :rolleyes:

At 19 (and the most recent to date, as far as I can remember) I decided to lunge for a mugger's knife and recieved quite a big slash on my arm as a result. The scar looks cool though, and the sympathy I recieved from friends and family was not bad :D