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The Hunter of Jahanna

01-20-2003 10:25 PM

WHAT?!?! I can tell jokes. Well , some one has to do it, so here goes:

Quote:

So this pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants, and sits down like nothing's happening.
The bartender kinda leans in, and half-whispers "Ya know, sir, that um ... you have a steering wheel sticking out down there..."
And the pirate says "Arrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

/)eathKiller

01-20-2003 11:07 PM

What did it cost the pirate to get his ears peirced?

A Buck-an-ear!

LordKathen

01-20-2003 11:20 PM

Your right, that was bad. ;)

GokuZool

01-21-2003 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Hunter of Jahanna:
WHAT?!?! I can tell jokes. Well , some one has to do it, so here goes:

<blockquote>quote:<hr />So this pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants, and sits down like nothing's happening.
The bartender kinda leans in, and half-whispers "Ya know, sir, that um ... you have a steering wheel sticking out down there..."
And the pirate says "Arrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

[/QUOTE]LOL! I really did laugh-out-loud! Nice one! :D

Arvon will be proud ;)

9_1_6

01-21-2003 07:09 AM

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I really laughed out loud too..
I gave it to some ppl on msn and they said it was fuuny!
Nice joke!

Grojlach

01-21-2003 05:06 PM

my opinion on these jokes?

Statler: "Hmm, that wasn't half bad..."
Waldorf: "No! It was all bad!"

;)

[ 01-21-2003, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: Grojlach ]

Timber Loftis

01-21-2003 05:16 PM

Kid dressed as a pirate goes trick-or-treating.

Every door, he exhibits his speech impediment when he says "Bick or Beat?" he often has to repeat this. "Bick or Beat?" until they figure it's Trick or Treat.

One lady says, "oh, a little pirate - let me get you some candy. Where are your bucaneers young man?"

To which he replies: "On my buckin' head you smart-mouth b**ch."
:D :D :D

Lavindathar

01-21-2003 05:55 PM

Lol, i liked the Buck-An-Ear joke!

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