Florida

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em."

I think that beachcomber must have retired and moved down from Maine. [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

Last time i went to florida it was stingray mating season. Talk about being careful in the water

<font color="cyan">These jokes are so predictable, but they're still funny!</font>

there's no sharks in florida that i know of, but i have seen a gator or two

<font color="cyan">How would you know. Your from Orlando, dumb ass!

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[ 01-18-2003, 07:17 PM: Message edited by: Lavindathar ]

yaa i thought there was no sharks in flordia

O_o seeing as Florida has the highest shark attack rate... um... YES they have sharks! Cuba's got em too, Hammerheads mostly...