Does anyone have an wierd, out of place quotes that they have handy? I have a few in my signature, and I'd like to keep a library, I'll try to change mine daily.

Thanks, DJG

"I take a choclate drink!I take a whisky drink! And when I have to pee! I use the kitchen sink!"-Homer Jay Simpson.

"So hungey"-Homer

"Eat my shorts!"-Bart

"Don't ever toss a dwarf.." -Gimli

"Turn that frown,Upside down!"-Marge Simpson.

There is a website devoted to quotes here- www.goodquotes.com

"Join The Penguin Army!"-Me

Someguy, that link is weird. I clicked on it and it said FORBIDDEN!

What's up with that?

Bigamy is having one wife too many; monogamy is the same.
- Oscar Wilde, In Happiness

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
- Oscar Wilde, In Humor

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde, In Humor

GOOD GOD,GOSH ALL MIGHTY THANK GOD FOR BRETT HULL!!!- Brett Hull

[ 01-15-2003, 02:41 AM: Message edited by: Iron_Ranger ]

"Hi my name is Hugh. Hugh Jarse" - Hugh Djwili.

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure...
-George Dubya Bush

Where is Oswald when we need him
-Heard in a NY bar on Bush's first day in office

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Who the %&#*$# is Hugh Djwili?
You made that up~! :D :D

[ 01-15-2003, 03:58 AM: Message edited by: Djinn Raffo ]

Im waiting for someone to say: I am Hugh Djwili! or at least i have....

A really good quote site that I use alot - www.quotegarden.com