Our Barman, Who Doth Own The Boozer,
Hallowed Be Thy Pub,
Thy Beer Shall Be Drunk,
And I Shall Get Drunk,
In Here As It Is At Home.

Give Us This Day Our Daily Grog,
And Forgive Us Our Spillage,
As We Forgive Those That Spillage Against Us,

Lead Us Not Into Aussie Lager Tasting,
And Deliver Us From Tequila,

For Mine Is The Boozer Dear Lord,
The Football And The Women ,
Forever And Ever.

AMEN

[img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img] I knew spillage was bad ;)

Shouldn't that be "deliver us onto Tequila"?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor [img]smile.gif[/img]

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

I'm so totally wankered that I can't find the door.
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Yup been there....Lord....Deliver Me. ;)

Yet you still want more? ;)