15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/shopping partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.(only for US ppl)

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "Hey! You're out of toilet paper in here!!"

LOL at #15...

yes, I'm demented. [img]smile.gif[/img]

ROTFLMAO! i did the code 3 one once, the woman got a severley paniced look and ran out of the store...

LOL, Elif. Pretty funny stuff.

I've seen something similar to 13 done. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lol, good one Elif.

When I was younger (13 or so) there was a store similar to Walmart called Zayer's and about a month or so before the holidays the would be open 24/7. My best friend lived about 4 blocks away from there, so on nights when I would sleep over we would sneak out and go over there and do many of these thing's on the list. You would be surprised at how many people need to shop at 1 am ;)
I used to have this really cool set of walkie talkies and we used to siganl each other at the approach of a "victim" :D ah those were the day's when harmless fun wouldnt get you sued or arrested ;) "sniff sniff" I need a hug

Right on, great stuff! This is whats its all about!! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]

LLAO! Great tips Elif! I have forwarded them to my hubby so he knows what to do the next time he goes on a shopping spree with me. :D

Great!!! Swiped 'em for another board...

Whats Code 3 mean? And /), if Code 3 freaked her out, I wonder what Code 5 would do to her? :D