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Arvon

01-07-2003 02:33 PM

Her First Fight

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.

"Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a dreadful fight!"

"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight."

"I know, I know," said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"

Rokenn

01-07-2003 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arvon:
"I know, I know," said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"[/QB]

Just remember-
Friends help friends move,
but REAL friends help you move bodies...

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Mack_Attack

01-07-2003 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arvon:
Her First Fight

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.

"Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a dreadful fight!"

"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight."

"I know, I know," said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"

You ever see Fargo there is one way. Just a little messy. ;)

Piestrider

01-07-2003 07:31 PM

Once again, I ask you Arvon... what is a DOM and what is a Walnetto?
btw- that joke was funnier. :D

[ 01-07-2003, 07:31 PM: Message edited by: Piestrider ]

Arvon

01-07-2003 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Piestrider:
Once again, I ask you Arvon... what is a DOM and what is a Walnetto?
btw- that joke was funnier. :D

I think I have answered this several times...
A DOM ...is simply Dirty Old Man... :D
A walnetto is a caramel candy with bits of walnuts in it. It was introduced in 1927 and stuck around auntil afert WWII. TRhe line I am using is a line from avery old tv show, "laugh In", and was used by Arty Johnson...

Sir Goulum

01-07-2003 09:28 PM

*sigh* Next, Arvon! :D

antryg

01-07-2003 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Goulum:
*sigh* Next, Arvon! :D

That sigh comes from someone who has never been married. All humor is funny because it contains a bit of the truth. If you were married you would understand the humor in this joke. Just be glad it wasn't a joke about dicipline for children. [img]graemlins/beheaded.gif[/img]

9_1_6

01-08-2003 03:28 AM

As always, I have to say [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

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