1) Men have to have women's avatars like Drow Priestess and thus pretend they are transsexuals when they get to certain numbers of posts. This is not good.

2) There are far too many smartasses who think they know more than me. And some of them probably do which is even worse....

3) ....therefore I will make it a proper grudge. There are too many smartasses who know more than me.

4) Some people are far too happy on here. It cannot be healthy. Also they cannot get enough of welcome threads and happy birthday threads. So much yearly cheer should be outlawed or something before all our hearts burst from the emotion.

5) Ziroc places far too much emphasis on the apparent intelligence and leadership of a ■■■■■ cat who probably can't even spell his own name.

6) After being here more than 3 days I notice that everyone begins to ignore my posts and this is simply not normal. This means I have to disappear every now and then just to get my posts read.

7) There are also a ridiculous number of people who have better PCs than me. This should also be made illegal. They are continually buying new PCs so developers make games and other software requiring higher specs and repeatedly forcing me to upgrade. A P3 should be good enough to last you your whole life, after all it can play DVDs, play Bioware games, play MP3s, word process and do programming. Who needs more?

8) Far too many people from non-english speaking countries who make spelling mistakes and therefore my good nature does not allow me to leave them uncorrected and they don't even pay me or say thank you most of the time!

9) Far too many people post here meaning that you can't keep up with discussions when you want to. When you don't want to follow a discussion it always turns out to be one of those where no one posts so it is easy to follow. This is unacceptable.

10) Finally, there are not enough people with a good sense of humour. Everyone either posts 20 year-old blonde jokes or fails to laugh at my jokes or worse, fails to even recognise when I'm joking and when I'm not.

What is Ironworks coming to I ask you?

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[ 01-06-2003, 08:30 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

Did somebody just post something to this thread? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*has heart attack*

mmmm I guess not. Well how about every post here about their pets?

My cat is named Tasha and her favorite place to spend the day is sleeping under the sheets of my bed. A very silly cat, I think she has brain damage...

stop blowing smoke yer arse :D ~kicks soapbox out from under Vaskez and runs to hide in closet somewhere~ [img]smile.gif[/img] )

stop vandalising my thread!! :mad:

and how can a warlock be blessed? Warlocks are donkeys who think they can cast spells and be evil!

[ 01-06-2003, 04:49 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

The correct term is hijacking ;)

Now turn this thread around and fly it to Cuba! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

The correct term is hijacking ;)

Now turn this thread around and fly it to Cuba! [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]I always say what I mean to say. You are vandalising I tell you!

Isn't someone on this forum ostensibly from Guantanamo Bay? :D

Very funny stuff indeed.

Let me tell you a little something.. you're not alone. Go look through the archives for How I feel about being here or something of the sort. :D

You're a twit, you know that? [img]tongue.gif[/img]