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Arvon

12-23-2002 11:52 AM

Car Accident

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to the bonnet. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.

"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not. Cya!"

LordKathen

12-23-2002 12:25 PM

Sweet! :D

Lioness

12-23-2002 01:10 PM

That's the smart thing to do. ;)

Beaumanoir

12-23-2002 03:21 PM

LOL, I'll remember that one ;) ;)

Redblueflare

12-23-2002 03:53 PM

ROFL I would never have thought of that. :D

Sir Krustin

12-23-2002 06:24 PM

Must have been a lawyer leaving the note. :D

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