<font color="lightblue">Did you hear the one about my dog ?? I called him Stay. It was fun - "Come here, Stay; Come here, Stay". He went insane. </font>

LOL! Congrats Lennon that joke was so suckingly lame I love it! :D

Reminds me of a similar lame joke, but the dog was called Dammit :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Crikey, that's nearly as bad this one: there was once a man who owned a dog with no legs. He named the dog cigarette, because every night he'd take him out for a drag. I love crap jokes.