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Arvon 12-05-2002 07:39 AM

Advantages of Breast Milk

A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes. He received an A.

The Hierophant 12-05-2002 08:03 AM

Hahahaa

Yup, that one gets the seal of approval [img]smile.gif[/img]

Paladin2000 12-05-2002 10:17 AM

Quote:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes. He received an A.
He he...I like mine in a cup, C or D.

WillowIX 12-05-2002 11:57 AM

LOL Arvon. I would have given that student an F though. Maybe an F+ for making me laugh with the last one ;) :D

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe 12-05-2002 02:47 PM

Definitely true #4 anyway ;)


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