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Arvon 11-29-2002 02:51 PM

How Things Work in Real Life

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done around here.

And that, my friends, is how a company policy begins.

LennonCook 11-29-2002 03:03 PM

<font color="lightblue">LOL!</font>

Mouse 11-29-2002 03:38 PM

Actually, that is terrifyingly real [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img]

SomeGuy 11-29-2002 04:35 PM

LOL. Where do you get all this stuff?

LordKathen 11-29-2002 09:41 PM

Basic psychology. Very real, very scary. Good find Arvon! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]

Slizerio 11-29-2002 09:42 PM

You and your Jokes "sigh" :D

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Slizerio 11-29-2002 09:44 PM

Quote:

good find Arvon
How do you know he found it?

He could of made it up. Is there anything wrong with that?

LordKathen 11-29-2002 10:28 PM

True! Very sorry that I assumed, Arvon, if this is your work. Good thinking then!
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Steve Fox 11-30-2002 09:27 AM

hehehhehehehehehehe! so true

Arvon 11-30-2002 11:26 AM

I won't take credit for something I didn't do. I did find it. Don't ask how, I was just rummaging for something else and ran across it.


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