The link can be found in the usual area, the top left of the screen, and now the mandatory joke.

Three men are standing before the pearly gates of heaven, and St Peter informs them that in heaven people get a good or bad car according to how faithful they've been to their partners.

The first is given a Gremlin (bad car) because he cheated on his wife a lot.

The second is given an average car because he only cheated on his wife once.

The third is delighted to find out that he is being given a dodge viper because he never chated on his wife.

One day the man was driving along in his dodge viper in heaven, when suddenly he caught sight of his wife passing by on a skateboard.

I have one like that,
Three guys die and at the gates of heaven,Saint Peter warns them "Don't kill the ducks,God loves ducks,if you kill a duck you will be chained to a horrid monster forever" so guy one:He loves driving,so he's in his heaven ferari,when a duck appears in the middle of the road,the dude hits the breaks,but KERPLUNK!He killed the duck,soon Saint Peter came and said "You have killed a duck,and you will be punished," all the sudden on his right arm,was a chain connected to a hideous beast.
Guy two:He loves to hunt,so he had his hunting rifle hunting and killing everything exept ducks,he found a large,juicy turkey and tried shoting it,but a duck jumped in front of it!Soon Saint Peter came and punished that guy,
Guy Three:He loved just sitting around and all,soon a knock was on his heaven house door,"Oh,pizza!" he ran to the door and opened it,a duck came through the door,he paniced,having heared of his buddies,he tried to walk to the duck but,he triped and knocked over a chair which fell on and killed the duck,Saint Peter came and the dude vanished in a puff of smoke,and on his right arm,was a chain connected to a super model!"How did this happen!?!" the guy yelled the lady then said "All I know is that I killed two ducks!"

ROFL, the both of you!
*skates past Calarthis with a pair of Dead ducks in her hand*