>HU'S ON FIRST
>
>(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
>
>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>
>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
>
>George: Great. Lay it on me.
>
>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>
>George: That's what I want to know.
>
>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>
>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
>
>Condi: Yes.
>
>George: I mean the fellow's name.
>
>Condi: Hu.
>
>George: The guy in China.
>
>Condi: Hu.
>
>George: The new leader of China.
>
>Condi: Hu.
>
>George: The Chinaman!
>
>Condi: Hu is leading China.
>
>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>
>Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>
>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>
>Condi: That's the man's name.
>
>George: That's who's name?
>
>Condi: Yes.
>
>George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
>China?
>
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>
>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
>Middle East.
>
>Condi: That's correct.
>
>George: Then who is in China?
>
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>
>George: Yassir is in China?
>
>Condi: No, sir.
>
>George: Then who is?
>
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>
>George: Yassir?
>
>Condi: No, sir.
>
>George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
>China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>
>Condi: Kofi?
>
>George: No, thanks.
>
>Condi: You want Kofi?
>
>åGeorge: No.
>
>Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>
>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
>And then get me the U.N.
>
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>
>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>
>Condi: Kofi?
>
>George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>
>äCondi: And call who?
>
>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>
>Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>
>George: Will you stay out of China?!
>
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>
>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
>U.N.
>
>Condi: Kofi.
>
>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>
>(Condi picks up the phone.)
>
>Condi: Rice, here.
>
>George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
>should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
>Chinese food in the Middle East?

[edit]: Considering recent copyright concerns, I must admit this came to me through email and I do not know its origin.

[ 11-21-2002, 12:34 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ]

Abbot and Costello would be proud. :D

Indeed they would. :D

hehehe, yes, your right, that IS funny ;) lmao.

<font color="plum">VERY FUNNY, <font color="tan">TIMBER</font>! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] </font>

<font color=skyblue>Actually, you have just proven him wrong.
He guaranteed you'd ROFL...and all you did was LMAO.
See? I'd ask for a refund, if I were you.</font>
;)

lol!!! after my head stopped spinning, that rocked :D

<font color=skyblue>Actually, you have just proven him wrong.
He guaranteed you'd ROFL...and all you did was LMAO.
See? I'd ask for a refund, if I were you.</font>
;) </font>[/QUOTE]ROTFLMA @Larry [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

<font color=skyblue>Actually, you have just proven him wrong.
He guaranteed you'd ROFL...and all you did was LMAO.
See? I'd ask for a refund, if I were you.</font>
;) </font>[/QUOTE]Indeed. *tosses Calaethis [img]graemlins/twocents.gif[/img] for his trouble*
[img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]

<font color=skyblue>Actually, you have just proven him wrong.
He guaranteed you'd ROFL...and all you did was LMAO.
See? I'd ask for a refund, if I were you.</font>
;) </font>[/QUOTE]Indeed. *tosses Calaethis [img]graemlins/twocents.gif[/img] for his trouble*
[img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]*grabs it and throws it back!* what do you think I am? Someone for cheap change?! :@ LOL [img]tongue.gif[/img] btw, I put "lmao" on purpose ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img] *hides*