The CIA needs to hire a new agent and lines up three applicants for interviews.

The first applicant gets great marks on the interview and then says:" Your wife is in the other room. To get this job you'll have to take this gun, go in there and shoot her". The applicant says:"You're crazy. We just got married and I love the woman" and stormed out.

The second applicant also has a great interview and to the request about shooting his wife says: "You're nuts. We've been married 15 years, have three lovely children and I love the woman" and stormed out.

The third applicant also has a great interview and when asked to shoot his wife, pauses a bit, picks up the gun, goes into the room and closes the door. After a few seconds gunshots were heard and then nothing. And then the sound of furniture and lamps being tossed around. About a minute later, he walks out looking disheveled. The agent asked him what the hell went on in there and the applicant answered:" It turns out the gun was loaded with blanks so I had to beat her to death with a chair!"

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[ 11-20-2002, 07:33 AM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ]

That is quite disturbing...

Has it been a while since you were last on IW or am I just ignorant?

Ive been here everyday lately... so Im not sure what you mean.

Ive been here everyday lately... so Im not sure what you mean.</font>[/QUOTE]Don't worry, I just havent noticed you around lately. Lets just forget I even mentioned it...

Actually, let's not forget it. This has been posted before and disturbed several members at that time, so let's remember that there are many different kinds of people on Ironworks. Wurm, I know you were just posting a 'joke' but in this case some things might be better left unposted or maybe warn your audience. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Dagorian and all members,

Never apologize if something you see bothers you. Not all of us like the same things or find the same things humorous.

I'm going to leave this up, but I wanted to make it clear that it's never easy to guess what may or may not offend someone else. In our international community it's even more difficult some days. [img]smile.gif[/img] I'm changing the title a bit.

Its more than Ok Cloudy, I also don't think my joke bothered Dagorion too much.. notice he used a [img]graemlins/cool.gif[/img] smilie when replying the first time.

And I refuse to be politically correct. but next time I post a joke that may offend, I will post a warning as well.

When I first heard this joke, it was the wife who had to shoot the husband. I found it somewhat amusing, because it made me think of my wife. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I was actually saying to forget I mentioned him not being around but lets not worry about it now...
BTW, Arnabas I *love* your sig. :D But then again, I'm just a dirly little boy who takes a liking to hot cartoon chicks... I need a life... :rollseyes:

Ah... the cartoon female. Who can deny her charms... Lol
I remember lending a video (Ranma: Akane and Her Sisters, I think...) to a friend. When he gave it back he stared in disbelief and said "I have never been so turned on by a cartoon!" Lol

Haha! [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

Now that put a grin on my face!