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Arvon 11-17-2002 11:10 AM

Your Finest Mink

A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."

"No problem! I'll write you a check!"

"Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared."

So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged, "How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn`t a single penny in your checking account!!"

"I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"

Jeffi0 11-17-2002 11:49 AM

I don't get it...

Mack_Attack 11-17-2002 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeffi0:
I don't get it...
Well think it as a wild sex romp in the dark. I hope this helps.
:D

Jeffi0 11-17-2002 01:10 PM

I still don't get it... :(

Sir Krustin 11-17-2002 01:40 PM

If you have to explain it, it isn't funny anymore but here goes:

The man was trying to impress the woman by buying a fur coat for her and/or make her think he has lots of money, and it's implied she responded by gratifying him. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Downunda 11-17-2002 01:47 PM

I do get it :(

Charean 11-17-2002 04:06 PM

Hey, I was amused. ;)

Wouldn't want to be the man when she found out she wasn't getting the mink, tho!

Dagorion 11-17-2002 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Krustin:
If you have to explain it, it isn't funny anymore but here goes:

The man was trying to impress the woman by buying a fur coat for her and/or make her think he has lots of money, and it's implied she responded by gratifying him. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I still dont get it... :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller 11-18-2002 10:51 AM

*whistles* that's a good one [img]tongue.gif[/img]


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