Righto Lord of Alcohol....stick yer chin out.....

WHACK!!!!! F**k that was a good drunken shot, I just missed your chin by about a foot or so. Man I put so much effort in that shot that I'm still spinning.

OK, your shot....down on your knees and don't hit me too hard. There's a pint of beer riding on the first knockout/knockdown/close encounter/or even faintly close shot.

Ok matey take this WILD SWING!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOO a bit too wild, walls as hard as your head. If I could lift a *uck*ng leg I'd do a kick at you. Thats it I'm leaping prepare to be squashed (like that English sport)

Hey is that pint of beer riding on your head? I dont ■■■■■■■ want to hit there then do I ?

Tough luck big boy. Now listen, I've got your favourite pet goldfish here and if you take another shot at me I'm gonna cook it...job done.

Now stick yer chin back out and take what's coming......this is an uppercut.
WHOOOSH....■■■■ missed......double ■■■■....the cats got the goldfish.....treble ■■■■....it's your go.

P.S I managed to get the tail back and a couple of scales...if you don't hit me too hard I'll send em to you.

PPS. Please have another beer or four before your shot.

I've wrapped the tail of poor Winnie the Goldfish aka Oprah Winfry around my fist. Prepare yourself evil Charlie. WHHHHACC------------------woops a fish slime hit, ■■■■

Aaah a poor miss my friend. Alas I am now a slimey limey.....now what does that fishy smell remind me of?...........Nope, it's gone.

Right, this is a gut shot...let's be fair...I can't ■■■■■■■ miss....

KERRRRACCCKKK......missed.....bastard...what's with the mirror? I could of hurt myself there.

OK, I'm prepared for your shot. My body is a temple....My body is a temple.....but no bastard prays at it no more....Do I care....DO I ■■■■■■■ CARE.....yes....please don't hurt me.

It's your go....

Ok here goes, stand still. A perfect roundhouse kick Bruce lee style. Here we goooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that hurt time out groin injury my balls are split. Your shot, please dont hit my beer, its all I ■■■■■■■ have left

Mate. That was the best Nutcracker Suite routine I ever saw.....my eyes are still watering.

Anyways, prepare thyself for the FINGER OF DEATH........Ouch.....wrong finger...Fuckit.

[ 11-17-2002, 02:43 AM: Message edited by: Charlie ]

My god man you hit my prostate! Errr do I have cancer? Be more careful!

Sorry about that. I did wonder about the leak but wasn't sure if the FINGER OF DEATH routine had made you piss yourself. It did happen in my last fight but for some strange reason I wasn't sure if it was the fear of the finger or the raucous laughter that bought on the piddling binge...anyway...

SNEAK ATTACK......

Fuckit I missed again, I'm really shite at sneak attacks. Could we try the sneak attack again?..Just pretend you don't know I'm gonna Sneak Attack you.