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MagiK 11-08-2002 11:24 AM

<font color="#33cc33"> Apparently I have been too agreeable lately so I thought I would share these with you all ;)

a. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
b. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
c. Smith & Wesson:WAS The original point and click interface.
d. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
e. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
f. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
g. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
h. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
i. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
j. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.
k. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
l. The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
m. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
n. Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Politicians.
o. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace no safety
p. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
q. 911 -government sponsored Dial a Prayer.
r. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
s. Criminals love gun control - it makes their jobs safer.
t. If Guns cause Crime, then Matches cause Arson.
u. Only a government that is afraid of it's citizens try to control them.
v. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
w. Enforce the "gun control laws" in place, don't make more.
x. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
y. The American Revolution would never have happened with Gun Control.
z. "...a government by the people, for the people..."

<center> http://mywebpages.comcast.net/IMMagi...tatwald1-1.jpg</center></font>

[ 11-08-2002, 12:24 PM: Message edited by: MagiK ]

antryg 11-08-2002 11:30 AM

Magik has got his magic working! :D

Horatio 11-08-2002 11:35 AM

MEN IN PLAID!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!

Absynthe 11-08-2002 11:36 AM

Men in Plaid... LMAO!!!!
I totally agree with point q, too much reliance on a third party to ensure personal security has developed more problems than it has solved.

Larry_OHF 11-08-2002 11:38 AM

Quote:

If guns are outlawed, can we use swords??
<font color=skyblue>Can we vote on this??</font>

WillowIX 11-08-2002 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Larry_OHF:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />If guns are outlawed, can we use swords??
<font color=skyblue>Can we vote on this??</font></font>[/QUOTE]Bah who needs swords? IŽll just use the sharp end of my tongue! [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D
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Originally posted by MagiK:
f. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
Do you mind if I start to use this? This must be the best excuse ever for typos :D

Iron_Ranger 11-08-2002 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by MagiK:


m. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

o. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace no safety

>

Those are my favorites ;)

[ 11-08-2002, 04:27 PM: Message edited by: Iron_Ranger ]

Attalus 11-08-2002 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by MagiK:
[QB<center> http://mywebpages.comcast.net/IMMagi...tatwald1-1.jpg</center></font>[/QB]
ROFLMAO. <font color=lightgreen> MagiK,</font> where on earth did you get that. I LOVE IT!!!!!

MagiK 11-08-2002 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by Attalus:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MagiK:
[QB<center> http://mywebpages.comcast.net/IMMagi...tatwald1-1.jpg</center></font>

ROFLMAO. <font color=lightgreen> MagiK,</font> where on earth did you get that. I LOVE IT!!!!![/QB]</font>[/QUOTE]<font color="#33cc33">It was on the web [img]smile.gif[/img] was doing a search for "Old man muppets" [img]smile.gif[/img] I startled several people in offices around mine when I found it and laughed too loud. :D </font>

Iron_Ranger 11-08-2002 05:10 PM

Aww, MagiK your not Elder Orbs any more ;)

Ah well, atl east you have them in your sig.


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