My brother is making me go absolutely mad. He makes all these noises and stuff and it annoyes the hell outta me. You may say 'How could noises make you annoyed', but it does! He's just been making them just to annoy me. My dad keeps saying to be more tolerant, but I just CAN'T! I'm just gonna go mad. Any ideas on how to make him stop?

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Punch his lights out! :D Well how old is your brother? Little brothers like to annoy their older siblings. Jusdt ignore him and he'll give up.

Well, he's about 1 and a Half years older than me, so he'd just punch my lights out more [img]tongue.gif[/img] . I've tried ignoring him. Its like a habit to him :mad:

What type of noises does he make?

Well, you might not find these annoying to you, but they are. Its just the way he makes them. I'll try to find words to describe best I can.

Errng

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Oh (you have GOT to believe me on this one!)

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Ungh

Well, since you can't physically punish him I would recommend more subtle methods of vengeance. Slash the tyres in his bike, delete his savegames, shred his homework... that sort've thing. Of course you must deny all knowledge when he confronts you, be smart and don't leave any evidence. He'll know that it's you doing all these things, but therein lies the beauty if he can't prove anything. If he tries to beat you down, just run like hell. If it worked for the Viet Cong it can work for you.

Well, you might not find these annoying to you, but they are. Its just the way he makes them. I'll try to find words to describe best I can.

Errng

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Oh (you have GOT to believe me on this one!)

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Ungh</font>[/QUOTE]So your brother makes all of these noises for the sole purpose of annoying you? Tell him to get a job or something that will occupy his time. That way he has better things to do than keep saying "Errng!" to you.

I've already semi ripped some of his posters in his room in a rage when he seriously pissed me off. I don't think he's seen them yet, but I don't like destroying other peoples property. It seems wrong to me.

Well, you might not find these annoying to you, but they are. Its just the way he makes them. I'll try to find words to describe best I can.

Errng

and

Oh (you have GOT to believe me on this one!)

and

Ungh</font>[/QUOTE]So your brother makes all of these noises for the sole purpose of annoying you? Tell him to get a job or something that will occupy his time. That way he has better things to do than keep saying "Errng!" to you.</font>[/QUOTE]He's trying to get a job at Safeway, but so far the b*****s haven't hired him yet [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img]

Heh, hey that's fine. My point is simply 'don't get mad, get even'.