Three Southerners and three Yankees are traveling by train to the
Super Bowl. At the station, the three Northerners each buy a ticket and
watch as the three Southerners buy just one ticket.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"
Asks one of the Yankees. "Watch and learn," answers one of the men from the South. They all board the train.

The three Yankee men take their respective seats but all three
Southerners cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after
the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He
knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please. "The door opens just a
crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Yankees see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea,
so after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and
save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the
return trip, but see, to their astonishment, that the three Southerners
don't buy any ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a
ticket?" says one perplexed Yankee. "Watch and learn," answers the men from
the South.
When they board the train the three Northerners cram themselves
into a toilet and the three Southerners cram into another toilet just down
the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the Southerners
leaves their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Yankees are
hiding.

The Southerner knocks on their door and says, "Ticket please".

(And I'm still trying to figure out how the South lost the war!)

LOL! Thats terrible!

That could almost qualify for a groaner foul.... LOL

Them thar Yankees would ride trains with us back then :D

Read that joke before but it was beween the M$ people and the IBM people or was it the M$ people and the Oracle people? Nevermind...

Right on man!!

That's a completely inaccurate assessment of Southerners, and I'm quite offended. :(

Any good Southerner knows you can easily fit four people into the bathroom and doing this with only 3 would be a waste.

:D

[ 10-29-2002, 01:41 PM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ]