I have noticed a trend to this, so I thought I would ask why and offer am alterior course of action.

1. Give him beer
2. Dunk him in a barrel of beer
3. Throw ballon's full of beer at him
4. drop kick johnny into a vat of beer

Question's ? Suggestion's please feel free to add. :D

Option 1 is the best imo, but the other three are fine too, help yourself. :D

5.Slap him.
6.throw a barrel of beer.
7.hit him with a stick.
8.Give him a long slow painfull sex change operation.

I take the last 1 back.

That's a relief..... :D

Slap him with a glove of beer ;) while he is wearing beer goggles

Sorry Johny

Here's what I'd do to Johnny:

1 Give him a case of beer.
2 Give him a plane ticket to Budapest and $1,000 USD
3 Give him another case of beer.
4 Introduce him to a quartet of lucious female dancers.
5 Follow him with a video camera.
6 Give him and the dancers a case of beer.
6 Sell video on internet.
7 Pay Johnny video royalties in the form of 10 cases of beer.

I want to give johnny beer, then smack him [img]smile.gif[/img] But he must give me beer and smacks back or I'll cry!

http://jocke.selincite.com/pictures/....thumbnail.jpg

*smacks LoA* there ya go. :D