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Charean 10-23-2002 03:40 PM

A professor stood before his class of 20 senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam.

"I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a "B" for the course."

There was much rejoicing amongst the class as students got up, passed by the professor to thank him and sign out on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, "Any one else? This is your last chance." One more student rose up and took the offer.

The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourself." he said.

"You all get "A's."

Jorath Calar 10-23-2002 06:10 PM

I hate to say it... but I'd have been one of the students that left... [img]smile.gif[/img]

But thats a great story...

Sir Goulum 10-23-2002 09:37 PM

Oh god! I would have left too! ;)

Nanobyte 10-23-2002 09:41 PM

I've never really seen inspirational humor.. I guess there is a first time for everything! :D

Sir Goulum 10-23-2002 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nanobyte:
I've never really seen inspirational humor.. I guess there is a first time for everything! :D
LOL! I agree...now those poor childs who left... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Xtrea 10-24-2002 01:35 AM

I would of got up handed him my test run out the door and trip get and look cool and tell every i got a B not a F


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