Perfect Girl

Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next.

Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?"

"No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!"

"Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole mother?"

Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again.

"So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?"

Manny shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends."

"Excellent!!! So,.... Are you and this girl engaged, yet?"

"I'm afraid not. My father can't stand her!"

LOL

I have found the perfect woman,
I could ask for nothing more:
She's deaf and dumb and oversexed
And owns a liquor store. ;)

ROFL!!!!!!!!!1

silly ppl.....very silly. but good joke....i like it!

Awww and here I was, thinking that this thread was about me :D ! Good one though Arvon. Keep´em coming! [img]smile.gif[/img]

You are sooooo humble. :D

I've already found her ;)

LOL! I know johnny. It´s one of my greatest virtues :D . Hmm, maybe it´s time for me to get out of the house and let my humble sevants see their queen [img]graemlins/queen.gif[/img] And johnny don´t be shy, I know you worship me [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]

BTW how about another bear my dear? (no not a typo :D )

[ 10-13-2002, 04:19 PM: Message edited by: WillowIX ]

Exellent, you know i collect bears. :D

I've found her too! Not that she even knows about me or owt...

http://www.toptown.com/dorms/grendel...illa/milla.jpg

And she actually calls herself Milla Jovovich, NOT "Banana Republic" [img]smile.gif[/img]