go to http://www.capalert.com/capreports/frameindex.htm

and click on the review for lord of the rings..

guarunteed for laughs...

Very interesting - smiles and shakes head in mild disbelief :D - I've been to see the movie 4 times, so it is the fiery pits of damnation for me.

Very interesting - smiles and shakes head in mild disbelief :D - I've been to see the movie 4 times, so it is the fiery pits of damnation for me.</font>[/QUOTE]it is very funny isnt it..

read the d&d review... its worse...

Seriously, it's people like the author of that review, that *#@$ me off so much. How shallow-minded can you get! It's a movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get over it already. [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img]

I'm not going to continue with this, because I know I'll get extremely heated and say something wrong. Just for the record though, I do not assume that all Christians have this point of view, but the ones that do, are certainly not helping their cause one little bit.

i sent a angry e-mail. whats worse is that the site isnt satire.... it is even better than satire for self parody...

*Simply stares in disbelief and disgust at the review...*

yes... its stupid isnt it..

<font color="lightblue">I read through the introduction, and don`t think i`ll both with the rest. </font>

At least that websibe is good for a laugh :D

I think there were about 5 movies that were "acceptable" to watch. The review of Dogma was hilarious. They didnt even watch the whole thing for their first review.

Here are some of the things that were "wrong" with Dogma:
-suggestive eye movement
-flatulence
-facial piercing
-mayhem
-"Noah was a drunk and look what he accomplished."
-portrayal of a 13th apostle
-many statements and inferences "God's a woman."

:rolleyes:

Hah, I was a christian... until I reached the age of reason... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Seriously, this guy has too much time on his hands... anyone noticed that he always counts the "fouls words"... get a life.

And anyone noticed all the advertizing... hmmm, doesn't it say something, somewere in the bible about greed?

But it is good for a laugh... [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 10-14-2002, 05:40 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]