Anywho, my mom got this joke off her board - prolly PG rated.
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Mr Bear and Mr Rabbit were walking through the forest when they came upon a magic lamp, they rubbed it, and granted three wishes each.
Mr Bear - I wish ALL the other bears in this forest were female!
Mr Rabbit - I wish for a motorcycle!
Mr Bear shrugs, and thinks its a pretty reasonable wish
Mr Bear - I wish ALL the other bears in the country were female!
Mr Rabbit - I wish for a motorcycle helmet!
Mr Bear is taken aback, but figures its not his problem.
Mr Bear - I wish ALL the other bears in the WORLD were female!
Mr Rabbit revs his engine, straps on his helmet, and, while speeding away, yells
- I wish Mr Bear was gay!!!

[ 09-23-2002, 07:38 PM: Message edited by: True_Moose ]

[img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] That's pretty funny Moose, but there's just one thing: wouldn't wishing that all of the bears in the country were female make Mr. Bear female in the first place? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Otherwise it's a great joke!

Don't ask me!

Perhaps it should be changed to: "I wish that all the OTHER bears in the country were female." and "I wish that all the other bears in the forest were female", and the one with the world too. ;)