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-   -   Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash (http://www.ironworksforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80853)

John D Harris 08-25-2002 12:39 AM

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.

Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
MOWEN

LennonCook 08-25-2002 01:05 AM

<font color="lightblue">ROFLMAO !! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] </font>

Hivetyrant 08-25-2002 01:07 AM

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That is one of the funiest things i have ever heard.
well done.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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Downunda 08-25-2002 02:01 AM

Fantastic :D You never cease to make me laugh John D. ;)

Grimslade 08-25-2002 09:46 AM

LOL! That's a classic. Someone e-mail it to Bill Gates, quick!

/)eathKiller 08-25-2002 10:00 AM

<font color="yellow"> That was truley brilliant! </font>

Beaumanoir 08-25-2002 10:41 AM

ROFL!! That Is Hilarious! Where Was That Found? [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Attalus 08-25-2002 11:51 AM

Love it, John D. I'll have to copy it.

SecretMaster 08-25-2002 01:52 PM

LMAO John!!!!!!! You should be awarded funniest man on IW

SomeGuy 08-25-2002 02:44 PM

lol! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] That was funny! I'm going to send this to my friends.


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