Ladies, Gentlemen and little girls (yes, you Calthy), welcome to the first Iw Member auction - produced from the twisted depths of Lioness' boredom.

This is easy - all the members on IW can be bought for anything you're willing to "bid" (this is a game, though any money will be gladly accepted). Also, post what you plan to do with the member(s) as well as what you're offering for them.

Me and Nessy will decide who goes to who. ;)

Go bid! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I wish to buy Encard! With his amazing wisdom I can conquer the world! Ehm.... I mean, create world peace and cure all hunger.

I bid a red dragon egg, perfect for omelettes, and a few bags of gems and platinum coins. I also bid my last failed doomsday device. The Auto-Mega-Click-Tron. Don't ask, please, don't ask.

I bid a jar of Vegemite, a white t'shirt and some orange sherbert for Azred so that he can make me some fine coffee in the mornings ;)

hm...I guess we should wait a certain amount of time to let others get a chance at bidding for those people. [img]smile.gif[/img]

But so far,

1)The young wizard with the many posts has Encard for a red dragon egg, a few bags of gems and platinum coins,and his The Auto-Mega-Click-Tron.

2)The Aussie fool has Azred for a jar of Vegemite, a white t'shirt and orange sherbert.

I'll bid my entire Dwemer coin collection (all 346 coins), two buttons, some lint I found in my pocket and a small nomadic troll.

EDIT sorry about the typing i'm just really tired.

[ 08-21-2002, 04:11 PM: Message edited by: Bruce The Aussie ]

Who are you bidding for? Encard, Azred, or someone else? [img]smile.gif[/img]

That's a very high bid, folks. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I'll bid half of my torture implements (A nearly new rack, never mind the blood, a free pair of complimentary thumbscrews, and two iron maidens) and a bible for LS! I NEED a punch bag!

I bid three chocolate biscuits and a brand new, spiffy green wheelybin for Kaltia, who will become my cat-sitter when I'm on holiday.

I bid a broken mobile phone for Absynthe, who can become a new lawn ornament.

I Bid For Lioness A Life Size Statue Of Jerome. I Need Someone To Share My Bordom With... :D