Here is a thread to the all-knowing sage Encard who will answer your questions. whether or not you follow, he is right!!!! That is the path to knowledge

O Encard, why does Ironworks keep dropping?

O Encard, why does FF keep making odd and pointless threads that are amazingly amusing?

IW doth keep dropping due to the malicious malice of the lesser Necronomigromnicon spirits of malicious distevilness. For should the effects of the Necronomigromnicons not pass to the fullness of malignancy and malediction the compudigitizational destructiveness of the falling coming unto the passing not shall occurrence be.

Oh...my....god...

For the answer unto the Tron of the Neb doth be the truth of amusement through teh threads. Amusing threads are amusing, and thus by the laws of Cow shall so be created.

Why do chicks ask if they look fat in a particular outfit and expect you to give them an honest answer?

For the reasons are of that the Comprehension of the minds of the sons of Men doth and those by the Demihuman call name spoken be indecipherable of the subject of this for but Self the all. And the Reasons of reasoning not unto the Understanding can explain to the minds of your. Incomprehension shall greeted be if answerment doth be given in plain for Time and hurtfulness Self acquires not. Thus goes it.

I am fully enlightened and now feel as though I have discovered the meaning of life. *Downunda goes poof in a puff of smoke*

O Encard, why do I feel the urge to light random things?

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