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124 Simple Exercises For the Teeth

A Complete List Of All the Things That Are Still Pending

A Hundred Dead People Nobody Misses

A List Of People Who Mean Well

A Treasury Of Poorly Understood Ideas

Apartment Hunting For Devil Worshipers

Backpacking For Shut-ins

Caring For the Seated

Chances Are Your Sister's Full Of Shit

Controlling Fear Without Getting Frightened

Cooking For the Paralyzed

Cooking With Heat

Don't Throw Away Your Old Skin

Eat, Run, Stay Fit, and Die Anyway

Famous Bullshit Stories

Famous People Who Were Wiry

Fill Your Life With Croutons

How To Become a Grease Ball

How To Do Everything At Once

How To Filet a Panda

How To Get a Tan With a Flashlight

How To Get Back From Boston

How To Give a King a Really Hard Time

How To Give People Your Best Regards

How To Give Yourself a Complete Physical Without Getting Undressed

How To Kill a Rat With an Oboe

How To Kill Your Nephew

How To Lease Out the Space Inside Your Nose

How To Organize a Tupperware Gang-Bang

How To Seem Intelligent

How To Spoil Other People's Fun

How To Spot a Creep From a Distance

How To Spot Truly Vicious People in Church

How To Start a Range War

How To Turn Unbearable Pain Into Extra Income

How To Wave Good-bye Without Moving Your Arms

I Gave Up Hope and Died and It Worked

I Suck You Suck

Let's Change the Alphabet

Marriage For One

My Dog Is a Real Fruit

Peace Of Mind By Losing Complete Control For Sixteen Hours a Day

Poems For the Insane

Re-organizing Your Pockets

Rid Yourself Of Doubt--Or Should You?

Self Mutilation As an Attention Getter

Six Cities No One Has Ever Been To

Six Ways To Screw Up Before Breakfast

Six-Hundred Ways To Give People the Shaft

Sixty-four Good Reasons For Giving Up Hope

Sport Fishing With Power Saws

Ten Things We Don't Know Yet

The Complete List Of Everyone's Personal Affects

The Food Coloring Diet

The Intravenous Cookbook

The Lives Of Six Extremely Short Saints

The Meaning Of Corn

The Stains In Your Shorts Can Indicate Your Future

The Wrong Underwear Can Kill

There's Big Money In Staying Put

Things No One Can Help

Tips On Getting Laid

Tremble Your Way To Fitness

Trotting Across Zaire

Understanding People You'll Never Meet

What To Wear On the Toilet

Why Hawaii and Norway Are Not Near Each Other

Why It Doesn't Snow Anymore

Why Jews Point

You Give Me Six Weeks and I'll Give You Some Disease

Your Shoes Are Worth Money

Your Thighs Control Your Life

LMAO! I especially like this one.
Rid Yourself Of Doubt--Or Should You?

ROTFMLAO! Those are pretty good... this deserves a bump if it hasn't already gotten one...