*are you sure you've had enough to drink ?
*that was one great fart, do another
*you're so sexy when you're hungover
*shouldn't you be at the bar with your buddies ?
*i've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house
*i'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping
*say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses
*no no, i'll take the car to have the oil changed
*your mother is better than mine
*our anniversery comes every year, you go drinking with the guys
*oh come on, what do you say we get a good porno movie, a rack of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy come over for a three-some
*damn, not the crummy mall again, come on, let's go to that new stripjoint
*i'll be outside painting the house
*honey, our new neighbor's daughter is out back sunbathing again, come see
:D :D :D

cool i want a girl like that i want one i want one, where do you get them no wait i know where to get them.....
Felix

Well I know a couple of girls would say alot of those things and I have dated them. I guess I am lucky then.

Oy! I love painting houses! :D [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

And watching football's better than the mall anyday, lol. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ya I agree with you lioness only I am a guy. So I don't think that it counts.

Oh well

<font color=pink>Heh i agree with Nessy, drinking beer and watching the Broncos is better then the mall anyday :D </font>

Hey, I've said these lol!
But then I am a partially-educated mechanic who can change her own oil, who enjoys painting of any kind, and who has Satan's top Advisor as a "mother".
:D

[ 07-13-2002, 05:14 PM: Message edited by: Moni ]

Of course she never said those things to me, she don't speak english to me! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

In all honesty i have to say that there were a few more on that list, but if i'd post them here, i could get in trouble ! :D

wow thats strange seeing as i'd rather be shopping than watching football. well i'm just a dainty fairy at heart ain't I [img]smile.gif[/img]