Funny story i find LOL! :D

My brother, Nathan

I miss being a kid,
doing things just
for the fun of
it.
I miss going
into the kitchen
and spraying Pledge
on the linoleum floor,
then calling my dog,
and watching him go
sliding
into the
wall.

how come we don't do
things like that
when we get older?

my brother, Nathan, does.

he's twenty-five now.

when he was seven
he was
in a car accident
and lost his arm.
he has an artificial arm.

but he doesn't
let it get him
down.

he'll go up to people
and ask them if they
want to Indian wrestle,
then he'll let his arm
go flying off and say,
"hey man, take it easy!"

one time he went
into a tattoo parlor,
put his arm on the
counter, and said,
"I'll be back in an hour."

he'll take his girlfriend to
the movies.
when he goes
to get popcorn,
he'll leave
his arm around her.

if it's a horror movie,
he'll take his arm off
and toss it back
about 3 rows.

when he goes to a
football game,
he gets his hand stamped,
then he throws his arm
over the fence
so his friends can
get in for free.

I'm going to be…more like
Nathan.
I'm putting Pledge
on the kitchen floor
right now.
"Grandma, come here!"

[ 07-12-2002, 10:06 AM: Message edited by: Megabot ]

Good one dude ! :D

LOL!That's funny, Megabot! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

[ 07-12-2002, 06:38 PM: Message edited by: Willard ]