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Lioness 06-02-2002 10:37 AM

And here we have Bachelor #1: He's a muscle man from Rashemen, who's fiercely loyal and loves animals. Don't let his slightly unorthodox ways put you off...give it up for: Minsc!

Please welcome Bachelor #2: He's got the bad boy look, but with his knowledge, he's sure to charm you. This Red Wizard doesn't fool around, but don't worry, his bark is worse than his bite...we think. Here comes: Edwin!

And now here's Bachelor #3: This guy's had a history of violence, but don't let that send you running! He's certainly 'stalwart' enough, and he loves to drink! We have: Korgan!

Here comes Bachelor #4: He's the quiet, sensitive type who's always ready to help out. He has a hatred for magic, so sorry, sorceresses, not for you! But please welcome: Valygar!

And now we see Bachelor #5: This handsome paladin certainly has confidence to spare! If you can stand the whining....But nevermind that! Please welcome: Anomen!

Next up is Bachelor #6: This GreenPeace member's a great guy, if you don't mind them on the older side. He's happy to maintain a nice balance around him...here we have: Cernd!

And here's Bachelor #7: This swashbuckling rogue's got a taste for adventure...Though he's from Kara-Tur, he'll fit right in, we're sure. Give a cheer for: Yoshimo!

Now we have here Bachelor #8: This guy's got a great sense of humor, and he's sure to keep you entertained! Despite his slight stature, he's sure to put you right to bed! Or sleep as the case may be...give it up for: Jan!

Now here's Bachelor #9: This warrior's seen a good many battles, but ignore the scars and you'll find a 'radiant heart' beneath Welcome this paladin: Keldorn!

And last, but certainly not least welcome Bachelor #10: This flashy swordsman may look fierce (don't let the tail scare you off), but he's got a poetic side just bursting out. You'll learn to love his freakishness....please welcome: Haer'Dalis!

Sir Exxon 06-02-2002 10:43 AM

<font color="gold">LMAO! Allowed for men to read too, right? [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

Lanthir 06-02-2002 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by Lioness:

And last, but certainly not least welcome Bachelor #10: This flashy swordsman may look fierce (don't let the tail scare you off), but he's got a poetic side just bursting out. You'll learn to love his freakishness....please welcome: Haer'Dalis![/QB]
Hmm i can think of many uses for that tail of his

bulletsponge 06-02-2002 11:50 AM

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Hmm i can think of many uses for that tail of his
:eek: :eek:

Vlad Tepes 06-02-2002 12:15 PM

LOl, that's the funniest post i have seen in this forum...but u forgot to say some nice words about Irenicus and Quayle... ok, ok they arent npc's but u could say a few nice words about'em...

Ar-Cunin 06-02-2002 01:54 PM

I seem to recall that Keldorn is married. I mean - I've met his wife.

Wynne 06-02-2002 02:49 PM

And Yoshimo's a bounty hunter, not a swashbuckler. But still... *grin* It was funny.

Sir Exxon 06-02-2002 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by Wynne:
And Yoshimo's a bounty hunter, not a swashbuckler. But still... *grin* It was funny.
<font color="gold">Yes, if we want to be picky, we can also ay that Anomen is a Fighter/Priest... [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

Lioness 06-02-2002 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by Wynne:
And Yoshimo's a bounty hunter, not a swashbuckler. But still... *grin* It was funny.
I know. [img]smile.gif[/img] I was using swashbuckler in it's common usage, like in everyday language, not the class. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Thanks everyone. ;)

The.Relic 06-02-2002 04:28 PM

Heh, cute Lioness [img]smile.gif[/img] Now don't forget that Edwin has a Nether Scroll fetish and if he gets his way he will transfor from bachelor #2 into bachelorette #1. And I dare say that while complaining profusely about his/her newfound predicament,Edwina actually begins to appreciate some of his/her newfound traits and some flirtatious comments. Specifically from Sylavanus in the Copper Coronet, but if pushed to far, Edwina will get very flustered and shovel magic missiles at you if you are overly persistent.


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