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Arvon 07-10-2002 10:45 AM

50 Oxymorons

50. Act naturally

49. Found missing

48. Resident alien

47. Advanced BASIC

46. Genuine imitation

45. Airline Food

44. Good grief

43. Same difference

42. Almost exactly

41. Government organization

40. Sanitary landfill

39. Alone together

38. Legally drunk

37. Silent scream

36. British fashion

35. Living dead

34. Small crowd

33. Business ethics

32. Soft rock

31. Butt Head

30. Military Intelligence

29. Software documentation

28. New York culture

27. New classic

26. Sweet sorrow

25. Childproof

24. "Now, then ..."

23. Synthetic natural gas

22. Christian Scientists

21. Passive aggression

20. Taped live

19. Clearly misunderstood

18. Peace force

17. Extinct Life

16. Temporary tax increase

15. Computer jock

14. Plastic glasses

13. Terribly pleased

12. Computer security

11. Political science

10. Tight slacks

9. Definite maybe

8. Pretty ugly

7. Twelve-ounce pound cake

6. Diet ice cream

5. Rap music

4. Working vacation

3. Exact estimate

2. Religious tolerance

And the Number one top OXYMORON:

1. Microsoft Works

Earthdog 07-10-2002 10:56 AM

Military Intelligence.

dizzy 07-10-2002 12:00 PM

30. Military Intelligence

thats a low blow...

Pretty Ugly.
Ugly Austrailian (can't happen lol)

SomeGuy 07-10-2002 01:00 PM

What's an oxymoron?? (I'm so stupid.I should no what it is right?)

Arvon 07-10-2002 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SomeGuy:
What's an oxymoron?? (I'm so stupid.I should no what it is right?)
Well they are words that are contradictory. Like 'Jumbo shrimp'.

LennonCook 07-10-2002 06:55 PM

<font color="lightblue">American Spelling
Claris Works
Reliable ISP </font>

Moni 07-10-2002 08:19 PM

Honest Politician

Lioness 07-10-2002 08:53 PM

LOL. [img]smile.gif[/img] These are always great. Was discussing this one the other day: Non-corrupt politician. And... (grr...) Baseball Tie. :rolleyes:

Nice new sig, btw Moni. [img]smile.gif[/img] *likes*


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