PULL OVER!
Sometimes I feel like being a smartass and this is one of those days. I'm driving home and almost there, and then somehow I cut this guy off in his car. Or at least he thinks I did. He drives up next to me, rolls down his window, and yells at me, "You're an idiot!" Well, like I said, I'm feeling like a smartass. So I yell back exactly everything he yells at me.

I yell, "You're an idiot!"
He yells, "Why don't you learn to drive!"
I yell, "Why don't you learn to drive!"
He yells, "You wanna fight?"
I yell, "You wanna fight?"
He yells, "C'mon!"
I yell, "C'mon!"
He yells, "Pull over!"
I yell, "Pull over!"

So he pulls over, and I pull over about 50 feet ahead of him. He gets out and storms up to my car. I drive away and leave him just standing out there. He runs back to his car, races through traffic, and catches up to me. Well, I was being a smartass.

He says, "Why'd you drive away?"
I say, Why'd you drive away?"
He yells, "Do you want to fight or don't you?"
I yell, "Do you want to fight or don't you?"
He yells, "You're a chicken!"
I yell, "You're a chicken!"
He yells, "Brwack, brwack, brwack, BRWACK!"
I yell, "Brwack, brwack, brwack, BRWACK!"
He yells, "Pull over!"
I yell, "Pull over!"

So he pulls over and I pull over about 50 feet ahead of him. He runs up to my car. I drive away. He runs back to his car again, speeds through traffic once more, and catches up to me.

He yells, "You keep driving away!"
I yell, "You keep driving away!"
He yells, "You're a moron!"
I yell, "You're a Mormon!"
He yells, "I said, 'Moron!'"
I yell, "Oh, you're a moron!"
He screams, "Are you going to fight or aren't you?"
I scream, "I'll fight you right now! Pull over!"

So we both pull over, he runs up to my car, and I drive away again. He runs back to his car. He's really mad now. He slams his door, swings into traffic, and hits a white Volvo. At that point I become a little scared, so I race home and park in the garage and decide to sell my car. I put an ad in the paper. The first call I get is from some guy who says, "Some idiot made me wreck my car!" The voice sounds familiar.

I say, "Hit a white Volvo?"
He says, "How'd you know?"
I say, "How'd you know?" and hang up. :D

And this is NOT me only a story i found on the net!!!!

[ 08-04-2002, 02:54 AM: Message edited by: Megabot ]

<H8>LOL!</H8> [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] very funny Megabot!

very brave Megabot, very brave. ;)

ahahaha lol very very funny megabot, lol.

Indeed. :D

<font color="gold">LMAO! That's hilarous, Megabot! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] </font>

rofl. funny, but you play a dangerous game... very dangerous. just dont get hurt, ok? :D it would be a shame to lose such a dedicated Iw memeber.

Um, FYI, I suspect this is just a story pulled off the Internet, Calaethis. Just like the one Luvian posted the other day. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I agree Melusine. I don't think Megabot implied that it was he who did it, though. I think it was misunderstood. I hope that posting stories and claiming ownership of them doesn't becomes a habit here.

Mark

yes I suppose.... *shudders*... Im gonna head over to clouds... and dunk my head in coffee... I just dont seem awake today...