Braggadocio

Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons.

"My son," the first one says, "started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends four new cars of his choice!"

"My son," said the second, "started out serving lunch in a real estate office, but now owns the real estate office and just gave one of his friends a new mansion!"

"My son," said the third, "started out sweeping the floors at the Stock Exchange, but now practically owns the Stock Exchange and just gave one of his friends a $1,000,000 in stock."

"Well," the fourth guy said, "my son's turned out to be a bit of a disappointment. He's a gay hairdresser and he has SEVERAL boyfriends. On the plus side, between them, they gave him four cars, a mansion, and a million dollars in stock for his birthday."

heh, i think ive read this before but its still funny [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hahaha good joke where did you get it?

Haha, I hadn't heard that one before, great stuff! :D

Do not ask questions better left to sages, my friend. Arvon has a greater supply of jokes than Bob Monkhouse on a bad night ;)

lol that's a good one.

<font color="gold">Funny one, Arvon. Great stuff. [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>

<font color=Orange>haha. Thats great!</font>

I read it and chuckled, then I read it aloud, and LMAO!

<font color="silver">I read this post twice and laughed both times. And then I decided to read it agian and found myself laughing out loud. Everyone else in the house thinks I'm nuts.

Thats a good one. **chuckle**</font>

nice joke Arvon. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Let me guess, you posted this at Halfway House as well? :D