1. How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
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Open the door, put the elephant in, then close the door.

2. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
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Open, the door, take out the elephant, then put in the giraffe.

3. The king of the jungle called for a meeting of all animals. All were present, except one. Which animal was absent?
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The giraffe. Everybody forgot to let him out of the fridge.

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ok that's it... any more sorry joke spams like this will have to answer to my bright, purple, cursed, light-saber-like, katana...
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I swear man you'll make Kaio-sama laugh! and that's not a compliment [img]tongue.gif[/img]

you can't put an elephant in a fridge. I've tried that once and not only did it flatten all my beercans, i had to buy a new fridge afterwards as well. Not sure about the giraffe though, think i might try that tomorrow. If my fridge is ruined again you can expect a call from my lawyer.

Flattened your beercans???? OMG the very thought makes me feel faint. [img]graemlins/jawdrop.gif[/img]

yeh I tried that but it didn't fit - had to put him in the car instead - the TRUNK :D :D

ARGH! these 'jokes' are teeerrible; someone remind me NEVER to check out this thread again... (cespinar you got that? lol... hahah, no I havent lost it; been playing BGTOB too much...)