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VulcanRider 06-13-2007 01:43 PM

I suppose many of you know that Islam forbids unmarried or unrelated men and women to be together in a public place. This has proved problematic in some workplaces in Muslim countries. If you're going to employ men and women, then it's going to be rough keeping unmarried or unrelated men and women from being together. Well, the highest Islamic religious authority in Egypt has come up with a solution. All you have to do is figure out a way to establish some family ties between the women and her male co-workers. So ... here's what you do. A fatwa (religious edict) has been issued, which says that all the woman has to do is breast feed her male co-workers five times. After the fifth session they will have established family ties. This is gonna put a whole new spin on job interviews...

Don't believe me? Read all about it.

Morgeruat 06-13-2007 02:59 PM

I saw this last week, true stupidity at it's worst.

Black Baron 06-14-2007 03:30 AM

I would have said something, but it falls under the moratorium defenition.

M O R O N S :D

Harkoliar 06-14-2007 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VulcanRider:
I suppose many of you know that Islam forbids unmarried or unrelated men and women to be together in a public place. This has proved problematic in some workplaces in Muslim countries. If you're going to employ men and women, then it's going to be rough keeping unmarried or unrelated men and women from being together. Well, the highest Islamic religious authority in Egypt has come up with a solution. All you have to do is figure out a way to establish some family ties between the women and her male co-workers. So ... here's what you do. A fatwa (religious edict) has been issued, which says that all the woman has to do is breast feed her male co-workers five times. After the fifth session they will have established family ties. This is gonna put a whole new spin on job interviews...

Don't believe me? Read all about it.

erhmm.. sheesh.. and here i thought they werent liberal [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Timber Loftis 06-14-2007 03:23 PM

Okay, so I can't see a woman's face but I can suck her teet? Hmmm.... maybe Islam ain't so bad.

VulcanRider 06-14-2007 05:49 PM

And it doesn't say if the feedings have to be within a certain time. Go for four, wait a while, oops -- too long, gotta start over. And is that for every man in the company, or just the ones in her department? And are they still going to pay her less than the men get? Inquiring minds want to know...

Iron Greasel 06-18-2007 11:18 AM

I don't think it's going to catch on. But funny none the less.


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