DEAR SIR/MADAM,

I AM UDAY HUSSEIN, SON OF THE LATE HEAD OF STATE OF IRAQ, PRESIDENT SADDAM HUSSEIN. I AM CONTACTING YOU BASED ON THE CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER OF MY LIFE AND THAT OF MY FAMILY IN THE HANDS OF THE PRESENT AMERICAN-LED REGIME

IT MAY INTEREST YOU TO NOTE THAT PRIOR TO THE DEATH OF MY FATHER, HE CALLED TO MY ATTENTION AND REVEALED TO ME A SECRET CASH DEPOSIT OF USD90M IN A SECURITY COMPANY. THIS PARTICULAR DEPOSIT IS THE ONLY ONE IN CASH FORM. THE REST OF THE MONEY TOTALLING ABOUT $1.5-2B USD ARE IN BANKS IN GERMANY AND FRANCE. THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT OF IRAQ HAS MANAGED ALONGSIDE THE GOVERNMENT OF AMERICA AND THE U K TO FREEZE THE SAID SECRET ACCOUNT WHERE THESE FUNDS ARE KEPT.

I AM TELLING YOU THIS FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE URGENCY OF THIS MY MAIL NEEDS BEFORE THE LONG ARM OF THE AMERICANS CLOSE IN ON THE REMAINING FUNDS WHICH IS IN AMSTERDAM. I NEED YOUR WHOLE HEARTED COMMITMENT AND CONFIDENCE FROM YOU OR SOMEONE I CAN TRUST WHO CAN KEEP UTMOST SECRET TO ENABLE US REALISE THIS MONEY IN AMSTERDAM. MY FAMILY IS READY TO GIVE THE PERSON THAT IS GOING TO ASSIST US IN THIS TRANSACTION 20% OF THE TOTAL $90M AS HIS/ HER SHARE.

R-O-F-L. :D :D :D :D Hey, Uday, I know a local high school in need of an Athletics Director. [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D :D

ROFLMFAO!
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Loved it... [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

But the sad thing is I can see a light bulb switching on above some con artists head right now :rolleyes: [img]graemlins/idontagreeatall.gif[/img]

:D - great work DR, but you forget the "please forward me your bank account details so I can forward this money into your account" gibberish ;)

They'd be too late...e-mails like this have been circulating for years. [img]smile.gif[/img]
I just went to check my mailbox for my latest...one from Iraq, (last month) but I'd deleted it.

no no.. i got this in an email from a friend Davros.. i agree though, if you forward this or post be sure to ad-lib that part.. at work i get about seven emails a day from a Nigerian in need of a bank account to deposit a few million in.. amazing their is that much cash in Nigeria.