Afghan TV Guide

MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Osama In The Middle"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Torture"
8:30 - "Who Wants to be a Terrorist"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "Dharma & Mohammed"
8:30 - "That Taliban Show"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Survivor - Afghanistan!"
8:30 - "Touched by an Infidel"
9:00 - "Veronica's Closet-Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Afganistan's Funniest Surveillance Tapes"
9:00 - "What Law & Order?"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"

Additions to the lineup (daytime and weekends) are always welcome.
:D

Fun is important but we laught and they dont even have TV. They have mosques and flaming sermons.

Sorry if that hit a nerve with you. It is only a joke!
I am well aware of the status of Afghanistan's TV and radio policies.

My apologies to anyone else who took offense.

Personally, I am going to keep smiling.
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Moni, I know you meant to lighten things up, and I did think it was funny [img]smile.gif[/img]

It wasn't mean spirited at all (to me).

Humor is a way we relieve tension, and humor is based on suspending reality, and then looking at an exaggerated point.

:hehe:

Yeah, I liked it too. :D I must admit that it's much better than:

Monday 00:00 til Sunday 23:59 "America At War". At least they have diversity!

Now, I'm puzzled. How could you miss "Crossfire"!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Ryanamur:
Now, I'm puzzled. How could you miss "Crossfire"!<hr></blockquote>

*choking on soda*
ROFL! I didn't come up with these but you know, I wonder now how that one could be forgotten!!!