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http://www.marryanamerican.ca/

No good American will be left behind!

In the wake of Republican victory last Tuesday, Canadians are banding together to offer refuge to distraught Democrats. The site explains it thus:

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Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape.

These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.

You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American

Who would want to go to Canada, you ask? Check this out:

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Americans, sick of the political climate of their homeland, have long sought refuge within Canadian borders. And let's face it, when compared to the United States, Canada is a liberal utopia & we have universal healthcare (in two languages!), gay marriage, free marijuana for everyone, and we don't like guns.

Already, our American counterparts are fleeing the U.S. in droves and buying up land along our borders. We envision a movement where everyone wins: Freedom of expression and a politically convenient marriage with love and igloos for all.

Canadian singles, tired of the dating scene, are willing to act for love or just plain pity. Let's drop our borders/inhibitions/commitment issues, set a date, pick out our china patterns and wed a sexy American liberal.

And what, you ask, might the red-blooded American ex-pat expect from the Canadian gene pool? Hmmmm. What about "I*heart*trees1985", who describes herself as a "full-time liberal arts major / part-time tree hugger" who is into "Mountain Equipment Co-op, vegan potlucks, mother earth (gaia), feminist collectives, dreadlocks", and offers "I do a wicked Joni Mitchell impersonation and don’t shave my legs" as reasons to get to know her better.

Sign me up! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Heh.. Canadians will have to take the following pledge:

CANADIANS: TAKE THE PLEDGE
(Americans click here to get hooked up!)

Now that George W. Bush has been declared the official winner of the November 2 election and shall become the President of the United States for four more years of idiocy, I the undersigned, a Canadian citizen, pledge to liberate, through the legal and binding act of marriage, a willing citizen of the United States of America, of a gender of my choosing, and with one or all of the following political leanings:

1. discouraged Democrat,
2. reformed Republican,
3. apolitical with limited world-domination tendencies.

In addition, I promise to help my new Yankee spouse to adapt to life in the great white north, keeping them safe from (gratuitous) invasion of privacy, and to provide him/her with a reasonable supply of Timbits.

This could be the start of something big. We Americans can offer the same deal in reverse. We'll offer marriage for those who are sick of living in a socialist wonderland. And as well as the cold.

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Obviously, you never got to enjoy the sexy slutty side of vegan hippie chicks, you poor soul. I'll tell you this, part-time tree hugging vegans working at mountain equipment co-ops have nice fit little bodies, so you take your type of woman, and I'll enjoy mine.

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Originally posted by Khazadman Risen:
This could be the start of something big. We Americans can offer the same deal in reverse. We'll offer marriage for those who are sick of living in a socialist wonderland. And as well as the cold.

LMAO... Have you ever travelled outside of your country?

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Originally posted by Timber Loftis:
I'll tell you this, part-time tree hugging vegans working at mountain equipment co-ops have nice fit little bodies, so you take your type of woman, and I'll enjoy mine.

No worries, TL: I dated a wonderful communist snowboarder from Vermont -- went to UV, (actually still goes) and I used to drive up on the weekends to ride & play around & discuss politics.

Actually, she would discuss politics, I would listen and admire her wonderful little tight boarder body.

Personally, I don't think politics is a civilized thing for rational people to discuss... especially people of opposite gender. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]