April 23, 2004

BATON ROUGE, LA (AP) -- A Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, lawmaker has filed a bill in the Legislature that would ban people from wearing low-slung pants below the waist, thus "exposing skin or intimate clothing."

State Rep. Derrick Shepherd got tired of catching glimpses of boxer shorts and G-strings over the low-slung belt lines of young adults.

His bill would punish anyone caught wearing low-riding pants with a fine of as much as $500 or as many as six months in jail, or both.

An ACLU spokesman says the bill goes too far. He says, "I can think of a lot of workers, plumbers, who are working and expose their buttocks."


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Next point on the agenda: Burkha's for the Louisiana women. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

There goes J-Lo's clothing line in Louisiana.

How dare these Ef'ers try to get rid of the third best thing to happen to men in the last 25 yrs. -- i.e. low-rise pants.

(for the record, the best thing to happen to women in the last 25 yrs. is genital shaving, the second is the G-string.)

..... :rolleyes: ...... *sits and waits patiently for the crusty old dinosaurs to just f**king die off already*

Let me get this straight, a woman could wander round in her bathing suit all day and that would be ok, but showing the top of their underwear off is a $500 fine [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]

is this lunacy, or just a joke?

And when you combine all three you get a truly wonderful package! But as for some gangsta wannabe strolling around with his pant half way down his ass? That I could outlaw.

Well, i could do without the hairy butts of constructionworkers, but i don't object a g-string on a slim female. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

<font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#00FF00">The plumbers in that area are doomed to fines. :D

Plumber Butts outlawed!!!</font>

[ 05-14-2004, 11:44 AM: Message edited by: pritchke ]