I heard the Americans have a new "toy" (war machine,) is it true?

If so, what is it?

We always have a new "toy", but until official press releases hit, are not at liberty to discuss them. Any one in particular you wish to know about?

I've read about it too. It's the "Carmen Ultravibe pleasure 2004". Not sure exactly what it does though.

Is that the one with the 24 valve motor and supporting kick-stand?

<font color=skyblue>You guys already know about that?! Man...the media ruins all our fun. </font>

Is it anything like the orgasmatron?

no, its more like the megalorgasmic

If every GI get one of these and turn it on at the same time, will the vibrations show up on a seismograph?

Might alert any Iraqi insurgents in the area.

Oh no.... that weapon will turn the whole world into one big brothel. I suppose development of that thing started during the Clinton administration ? :D

Given that the two administrations before Clinton, as well as the current one, are poster children for 'Erectile Dysfunction', I guess it would have had to have been. (Can't say I blame them; Laura "Peggy Hill" Bush, Barbara "granny" Bush, and Nancy Reagan together couldn't generate single woodie from an all-male high school)