<font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#00FF00">I think we need a bit of news to laugh at every once in awhile.</font>

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...08/413688.html

A CHEEKY Pearson airport couple swear they were only testing out the bunk in a new Terminal 1 slammer. Airport officers said a construction worker and female security guard had slipped into the isolated Canada Customs holding cell to have noontime sex when they accidentally locked themselves in.

"They didn't realize the cell door locked from inside and they couldn't get out," one worker, who didn't want his name used, said yesterday.

"I guess they were testing out the new cell," another airport official said. "Now we know the doors are working."

[ 04-08-2004, 12:21 PM: Message edited by: pritchke ]

Construction worker and security guard -- How classic! I can hear the cheesy porn music playing in the backgroud.

Romp romp romp romp ROMP! [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

<font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#00FF00">I wonder if that guy who tried out on America Idols song will be used in a Porn movie.

"She Bangs", I can't believe this guy got a record deal and now has his first video. All in good fun I guess.</font>

[ 04-08-2004, 12:35 PM: Message edited by: pritchke ]

Don't worry, that horrible horrible singer is at 14:30 minutes and counting. ;)

Bow-wow
Chicka
Bow-wow-wow
Chicka-Chicka-Chicka!!!

Isn't that supposed to go Yippie-yo Yippie-yay ? :D

:D I'm not sure.

He can't sing, but at least he's Hung.

So it's a case of...
"Can't sing. Doesn't have to."
"Not smart. Doesn't have to be."