I kid you not! (and no this is not an Onion Story! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] )

Bush orders officials to stop the leaks
He warned of action if anonymous sources were quoted, a senior aide said. Visiting senators also heard a stern line.
By Joseph L. Galloway and James Kuhnhenn
Inquirer Washington Bureau

Excerpt:
WASHINGTON - Concerned about the appearance of disarray and feuding within his administration as well as growing resistance to his policies in Iraq, President Bush - living up to his recent declaration that he is in charge - told his top officials to "stop the leaks" to the media, or else.

News of Bush's order leaked almost immediately.

Bush told his senior aides Tuesday that he "didn't want to see any stories" quoting unnamed administration officials in the media anymore, and that if he did, there would be consequences, said a senior administration official who asked that his name not be used.
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Surely he must mean the negative remarks leaking to the press. When it's something he wants I doubt he's complaining. :rolleyes:

I swear I laughed, thinking "This just has to be Onion." Life imitating art imitating life and all that.

I was joking with a co-worker that the Administration must be working to put the Onion out of business with stories like this [img]tongue.gif[/img]