Got this in an email from a friend:
george walker bush == beer keg lush go war
ronald wilson reagan == insane anglo warlord


Anyone have any others? [img]smile.gif[/img]

President Clinton of the USA--To copulate he finds interns
George Bush--He bugs Gore
Saddam Hussein--damns USA, hides

Reuters: It became clear today that despite US State Department assertions to the contrary, Osama Bin Laden is well known to be in the Pakistani capital. Osama Bin Laden, a leading <font color="#8080FF"> ISLAMABAD NEON</font> has been seen many times on the streets of Islamabad.

Asked why Osama Bin Laden has not been captured despite his prescence in the captital, the harrassed Head of Pakistan's Security services said:
[i]"Because he's also <font color="#8080FF"> A LESBIAN NOMAD</font>, that's why. It's hard to track down someone who's always on the move."</font>