The old girl 'as bin on the frone for fifty years next week and to keep all us loyal subjects 'appy she's given us a four day 'oliday.

Wot wiv the ol' World Cup being on at the same time the pubs can be open 24 'ours a day, there's even street parties goin' on. Beer and football - the opium of the workin' class!

Cor luv a duck missus - wot a proper luvverly time we're gonna 'ave.

It's a jorly orlyday wiv lizzie
lizzie is the Queen we all adore!

She should try Ex-Lax

As long as da Queen don't get in da way of Brit footy, she can do what she likes :D :D

uunfortunately, apart from the football, the Goldeen Jubilee is all that's on telly.

Shame I don't watch telly then isn't it? ;)

Listen 'ere EEEponar. Even I 'ad to fink abaht that one. Wot chance have the rest of the good people on this 'ere message board got if you makes efnocentric humour like that?

:D

No school on Monday or Tuesday, God save the queen! (at least for another 50 years :D )

Listen 'ere EEEponar. Even I 'ad to fink abaht that one. Wot chance have the rest of the good people on this 'ere message board got if you makes efnocentric humour like that?

:D </font>[/QUOTE]Faaaahkin' ell Donut, watcha expect, me old mucker. You must be blaahdy arf asleep if yer didn't get it right orf. Or fick as two short planks.

Hey Eeeepona, ow long arr these ere short planks eh?

You gotta a bit too much norf on yah for my likin' Epona! No more jokes abaht lizzie in the karsi sittin on 'er khyber! It ain't right!

[ 05-30-2002, 11:09 AM: Message edited by: Donut ]

Eeer, aahm a faahkin' lucky gal, I get an extra day orf, courtesy of workin for Her Majesty's Government.

Aaanyway, wot I woz tryin ter say, is if the old dear's gort a problem wiv er khyber wots causin er to be on the frone fer sah bloody long, there's ways of dealin wiv it, am I right, or am I right? Ah mean, there must be one 'ell of a queue formin at Buck Palace by nah.

Since yer all nattern away about the Joobilee id value your opinions on a minor issue thats been bovering me . In my town theres a bloody big joob celebration incidentally where me left hand (band) is playin NOW idon wanna sound like a slateorf the roof (poof) But do you reckon theyed be sharp bended (offended) if we were to play Un-United Kingdom by Pitchsifter fanks my lovelies as a mark of our respect y'know...